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Fatt Demotivational Poster


WHEN - sharks dream...


TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

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Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Hilarious!
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.




POWERGIRL - Looks as if she's been hanging out with Oprah.


TAGS: powergirl oprah fatties fat obese
Rating: 3.07/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 6, 2010, 10:29 am
Not PowerGirl...should have been a Cosplay joke...so many spring to mind.
ANON - October 19, 2009, 11:35 am
FAIL


COSPLAY - There should be a weight limit.




GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
[email protected] - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse


OBESITY - A four-step escalator?! Get ready to see some fat Asians...




EXERCISE - cause you gotta start somewhere......... and stretch




ROLLIN' A FAT ONE - This just wasn't what I had in mind.




HOT GIRLS -


TAGS: hot girls ugly pig fat fatty car
Rating: 2.86/5

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What's up Ed? - June 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Always...


PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


REVENGE OF THE FATTIES - We have news for the skinny people. There are more of us than of you. And we can squash you.


TAGS: fatties squash skinny
Rating: 3.05/5

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brocolyfromhell - April 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
But they can still roll us over...Fat ppl roll quite fast...
Velin - October 27, 2009, 6:29 am
There is lot of them and they can squash us... fat people are zombies of reality :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 3:50 am
Well Weairy...I'ma let you finish, But Eddie Murphy had the best multiple character starring role in any film.
Weairy - October 5, 2009, 2:45 am
I'ma bet not many of you realise this is just one person?
Claire - October 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
Dylan has a point. And we have longer life expectancies.
Dylan - May 12, 2009, 2:30 pm
you can only squash us if you can catch us fatass. 1/5
FatPride - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am
Yeah, it´s a worldwide Massmovment, there flagsymbol is the rolling bolder. If you don´t vote by pounds, they will send there Supersizetroopers. Like al Fatcists they believe in Survival of the Fatest!


LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?




THUS SPEAKETH THE CARTMAN, - "I. Am. GOD!"


TAGS: eric cartman southpark fatty mcfat fat
Rating: 2.63/5

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LogicDude - October 6, 2008, 1:12 pm
Respect my Author-it-y!!!
Amaterasu - October 6, 2008, 8:29 am
"...of the Sea People!"


HEY GEORGE.... - Why is a Japanese Whaling Fleet sailing up our driveway ??




PUBIC HAIR PULLER -


TAGS: pubic hair puller february fatt matt motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.03/5

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Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 11:42 am
For an extra $50 I'll do it w/ my teeth.
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 7:15 pm
HA! That lady needs to go see Matt a little more frequently. 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
YIPES!!! 5L
Derek - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
Somebody had some very straight pubes.


MATT -


TAGS: fatt matt looking good
Rating: 3.58/5

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Chef - June 16, 2010, 4:43 pm
ARRRRRGH! Out, out damn EYES!!! 5 Blind Ls


NOTES - You should be taking them, fatty...




WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SMILING? - He doesn't have the view you do.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned why cry look away
Rating: 2.94/5

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temp - October 19, 2009, 8:56 pm
He's smiling cuz he doesn't have the view we do. Baisicaly what vm said.
vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 11:30 am
He wouldn't be smiling if he did have the view I do
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:58 pm
Smiling cause he got a 5...damn did it again!


COLLEGE PARTIES -


TAGS: college fatty hangover partied a bit to much
Rating: 4.8/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 5:49 pm
the boat is listing to the starboard
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe you're right foreskinny but i dont think this angle had been used so i went with it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:48 pm
HEAVILY overused pic! :D
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 2:06 pm
If I was on that board I would have to refrain from drinking and possibly wear a patch on my left eye.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:59 pm
Don't worry, you've got years of hot flashes and crying jags ahead of you.....Mommy will always love/Hate you.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 1:55 pm
Thanks moo, that explains her limp.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
I haven't seen a string so deeply embedded since FP's Mom tried to pull one over on me during her final Menstrual cycle......(see how I went all technical with that joke?)


FATT MATT - If If Ever Snows More Than 3" In Texas I Will Shovel My Sidewalk In Angel Wings Boots And Nothing Else


TAGS: fatt matt
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - February 12, 2010, 5:36 pm

I was hoping you would like it, hope the neighbors weren't too upset
Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
A man has to honor a bet. It wasn't the only thing 3" that day...


"THE 5TH WHEEL" - Fatty.... lurkin in the dark, watchin u be skinny and poop.


TAGS: fith 5th wheel fatty
Rating: 2.5/5

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Logic Man - August 7, 2009, 5:13 pm
Wow...you really had to go insult the original with this? Way to go Carlos Mencia....I think I will find you and end your miserable existance.
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 8:13 am
You Dane Cook'd the excellent original... "Envy"


MISS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL PAGEANT - Someone forgot to tell the owners that fat and beautiful are mutually exclusive.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 2.06/5

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Jmac0585 - December 2, 2010, 9:28 am
LunarG- You are wrong. If it mattered to them enought, they would have already done the exercise and diet. They like being obese, therefore, they are quitters. Quitters are never acceptable. Except for smoking. And Ignorance. And stupidity.
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 9:30 pm
Ah, who cares? so long as her hair is nice in back, It's all good.
LunarG - December 1, 2010, 2:23 pm
This motifake got pwned before it even happened. Both these women are, despite being overweight, quite attractive. Beautiful faces, which after all, is the one thing that can't be changed with a healthy diet and plenty of exercise.


The Bright Side -




FATT MATT - Internet dating didn't work, maybe this will...


TAGS: fatt matt
Rating: 3.78/5

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baiao - September 13, 2009, 4:22 pm
well thats... specific
Fatty - February 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Holy Hell!! That is genius!! I'll let you know what responses I get. I'll even let the twin sister thing slide for the right candidate.


CONSIDERATION -


TAGS: firing fatties
Rating: 3.48/5

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BuZZbomb - August 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
What a fantastic idea for terminations. I can't wait to use this during the next round of budget cuts.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 2:21 pm
Such a wonderfully big-boned comment, aggy. *wipes tear*
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 11:06 pm
This is beautiful... on the inside!


BIG FAT LIAR!! - Looks like you are going to be CAUGHT DEAD... Wearing a FAT-MANS-DRESS And yes it makes you butt look BIG!




NO... - but I bet your mommy has some cookies, chips, or extra-buttery crackers in your diaper bag. Lots of 'em.




GLAZED DONUT BATH - Dreams Can Come True It Can Happen To You When You Eat Like A pig




CHOICES - This guy has made a wrong one


TAGS: choices guy asshole fatty girl booze
Rating: 2.31/5

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[email protected] - November 26, 2009, 8:46 am
Don't knock it until you knock it.


IT'S GOBBLIN' TIME - Is what you meant to say. ...What a fatty.




FATT MATT -


TAGS: fatt matt roasted
Rating: 4.5/5

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CANADA - June 16, 2010, 8:14 am
HA! nice one


FATT MATT -




GLUTTONY -


TAGS: fattie beer gluttony
Rating: 4.13/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 30, 2011, 12:54 pm
The beer sounds better...31 days and I can have one...5L's for a cold beer...mmmmmmm
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
I think it's more... too fat, no? xx
ICEMAN - April 29, 2011, 11:29 pm
Fat is not a verb.
rerun - April 29, 2011, 8:41 pm

that burger looks good.


DELUSIONS - there is NO thin girl trying to get out honey!


TAGS: fatty
Rating: 3.43/5

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FATT MATT - There's a reason people call him Fatt !!


TAGS: fatt matt
Rating: 3.42/5

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Fatt Matt - January 21, 2010, 10:10 am
HA! nice 'stash! 5 bulging shorts


FATT MATT - His wife just found out he makes MotiFakes


TAGS: fatt matt tribute
Rating: 2.82/5

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agdaniele - February 5, 2009, 7:32 pm
Disturbing? This is priceless! (Jailbait headgear... from what I hear, not even bullets get into them things)
Fatty - February 5, 2009, 12:00 pm
Now those are NOT the titties we're used to from you Cubby, nice crotch shot tho... lol
Bob Chin - February 5, 2009, 9:07 am
Disturbing....


REINCARNATION - You don't think the evil spirit of the shark in "JAWS" just blew up into nothingness, do you?




TEXAS WEATHER -




MODERN ADVERTISING - Lowering the bar through "acceptance of reality and inner beauty," and canceling the campaign of conforming via shame and insecurity? You aren't doing them or us, (especially us) any favors.


TAGS: fatty fat fatso if we want real why aren t porn stars real
Rating: 2.45/5

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ThatGuy - June 16, 2010, 11:55 am
Gay test. If you make fun of those girls for being "fat" you just failed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 11:26 am
Jesus told me to 1L this. I always do what my gardener tells me to.
thatonechick - June 16, 2010, 11:12 am
thatfatchick 1Ls your poster.


FATTIES - i wonder how this guy made the team




FATT MATT'S RIB SHACK - Don't go there! It sucks!


TAGS: fatty fatt matt fatt matt rib ribs
Rating: 1.19/5

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GreyScorpion - February 6, 2010, 8:08 pm
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again! Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Claire - February 6, 2010, 8:03 pm
No feeding the trolls, I get ya.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 7:46 pm

just saying not worth responding to their hate, because all they want is a reaction and to upset somebody. We keep it positive, they loose.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:24 pm
Are you saying what I think you are saying?
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
Are you saying what I think you are saying?
rerun - February 6, 2010, 7:22 pm

my guess is somebody who has received a less than favorablle reception here under another name. Not worth getting upset about.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:21 pm
Timmy... or just wants to be loved?
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:38 pm

user name of creator would appear to have prior history.
GreyScorpion - February 6, 2010, 6:35 pm
IMO, all three posters indicate previous history of some sort.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 6, 2010, 6:31 pm
if a regular made it I would call it a tribute (all in good fun)....but for a new guy to start out this way?......I'm not sure.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:23 pm

Tribute or hateful?


F-BOMBS - Don't Drop Them The Mods Are Paying Attention Yes Fatt Matt, I See You


TAGS: f bombs fatt matt tribute
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:56 pm

I guess I have arrived, I just found this image/fake on another site.
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 12:08 pm
Oops... it slipped. Please don't swing that hammer like that Rerun...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 12:07 pm
five fabulous frenzied fucks
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 9:31 pm
5 Facken F Bombs!


NINJA MATT - the transformation to killing machine is complete


TAGS: fatt matt
Rating: 3.69/5

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MATT SLOWED DOWN AT THE END - but he had enough of a lead to win his 4th straight title


TAGS: fattmatt number 1
Rating: 3.67/5

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Who Cares? - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Something familiar about that guy....is he one of the Baldwin brothers?


FATT MATT AND THE MISSUS -


TAGS: fatt fanny
Rating: 3.55/5

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Fatt Matt - February 5, 2010, 2:52 pm
LOL @ Derek! I have to buy new suspension on that damn thing every two months...
Derek - February 5, 2010, 2:43 pm
His missus is there for the traction


Fatty -




STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: fatties
Rating: 3.19/5

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Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:30 am
They never said she closed the deal.
avitron - August 30, 2009, 7:55 pm
stairway to heaven: she bought it.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 3:44 pm
Sorry to hear about yer "glandular problem" voter #8.


FATT MATT - Read The Book.., Seen The Movie... now get the 'T-SHIRT'...!!




POLITICAL SPIN -




SERIOUSLY, FATTY... - ...just get up off your butt and go grab another bag.




THIS MOVIE... - IS FUNNIER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!


TAGS: mo fatt matt logicdude agdaniele buzzbomb canada sean mooooooooooooooooooo thetrashheap
Rating: 1.68/5

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MustyK - January 25, 2010, 11:38 pm
Motifake - isn't it supposed to be all about Love & Respect of others ??
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:37 pm
I'll be here all week folks...I've got a million of'em! Take my wife...please!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:36 pm
Ohhh..... That was cheap. :)
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Maybe because raisins don't cause them to crap themselves over there?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:34 pm
I was just on Naughtyfake, and I see that Danny is a regular there... I'm sad that he abandoned Motifake... How could he??
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:30 pm
Alrighty then, I wanna be....oh, lemme see.....Batman!!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
English is his first language..? Wow.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
I know what you're saying. But for one thing he said English WAS his first language (but that he was getting it mixed up with other ones), & for another thing he needs to read previous comments to know what he's talking about.
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
Holy shit. Is THAT where he is? ...DAMMIT.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:22 pm
Sorry MO - Culos has the Indy J title already...of course since he now lives full-time on Naughtyfake...maybe it IS up for grabs?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:20 pm
I don't think English is his first language. At least he's not commenting on every poster he comes across now.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
Yeah...I'm gonna have to take the bait on this one. WTF are you talking about Woody? Seriously...?!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
You're doing much better with your comments, Woody.
Woodywood03a - August 8, 2009, 11:12 pm
I saw it and it is dumb as hell man. I wonder if I see better shows in a snail moveing. Yeah, I can watch paint drying and it can't be much bad then this shit here.
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:09 pm
The hun I'm talking aboot is afoot. Just watching........the bait may be too much to resist....woody just popped in. Oh boy....looks like feeding time....
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:02 pm
Oh, *those* Huns. Yeah, 'bout that...
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:01 pm
Huns? Pah. Late-comers to the pillaging scene. So 1300s.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
All I know is, I wanna be Indiana Jones! So I can whup ass!!!
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
Hun? Let'er rip!
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
It's the internet, kinda hard to take it *too* seriously. But there's an edge here I've not felt before. Shell-shock? We're ready to shoot first regardless of IFF? Hmmm.
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 10:50 pm
well what? I am getting used to people hating on this community
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:10 pm
well?
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 9:52 pm
Only morons post anonymous posters.
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
This is like getting the Turtle Wax prize on Price Is Right!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
that makes me a Non-FunnyBone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
none=bone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
It probably is little Mikey, I guess his feelings are still hurt. You're funny none...heh,heh funnybone.......
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:07 pm
Let me clarify my last.....NOT the only ones....just the most vocal I guess. I'm off for that BFCN! Later taders....
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:06 pm
Wait that means I'm not funny...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:03 pm
I'm loved...he likes me! My name was left out. Kisses Mr. Anonymous *gotta get out of my beach outfit and put some man clothes back on*
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:00 pm
That's funny cause most of the peeps on here are just about the only ones who have the funny. This guy probably got his ass hat put on backwards by one of youz and couldn't take it.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow. Even more of a punk bitch than a Timmy.
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'm gonna have to go with....pisshead...whatchoo think Mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:41 pm
At least have the balls to post this with your name on it you anonymous loser.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
WTF? no lions.


2 DOZEN KRISPY KREME DONUTS - This is why you always get picked last, fatty


TAGS: fatty
Rating: 1.55/5


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